One Wish...

A man walking along a  beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the

sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you?
one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach?
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and?
think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what?
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says 'nothing is wrong' and how I can make a woman
truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"?