Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are      right and you need to shut up.


2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
     Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
     minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
     and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
     usually end in fine.


4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
      often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
    with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
     can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
      you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying FYOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
     this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
    wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!